Tired of Awkward Silence and Rushing Through Sex?
Grab the Pressure Free Pleasure Mapping Date
Colour Me Curious: A low pressure, flirty and fun 90 minute workshop designed to help you set a safe mood, get comfortable asking for what you want, and ignite the spark without the awkward.
Learning about sex can be this fun
Instead of praying that a fancy meal and
a “date night” out is going to create the magic.
Do something that actually brings you closer.
Sex used to be fun. Now it feels like a test you’re both failing.
And the more you try to fix it, the weirder it gets.
If you’re reading this, you are probably either:
The Awkward Lovemaker
You want to blow your partner’s mind in bed
— but right now:
You’re stuck in your head thinking “Am I doing this right?”
You can feel their hesitation, but don’t know how to ask
You want to go down on them, ravish them — but it feels like they’re just enduring it
You long for passionate, confident connection… but the fear of rejection has you staying silent
Result: You give up, go quiet, and hope next time will be better (but it never is).
The Frustrated Focuser
You want to feel turned on — but your body’s not
getting the memo:
It takes forever to get in the mood (if at all)
Your partner keeps doing the same 3 things… and missing the mark
You try to guide them — or just stay quiet — but either way, it doesn’t land
You’re in your head (thinking about laundry, or why this isn’t working), and worried saying anything will hurt their feelings
Result: You fake it, zone out, or just get it over with — and end up feeling unseen, let down, and secretly resentful.
The result is the same:
You both feel let down and frustrated.
Sex is rushed, communication is terrifying,
and you both end up giving up and retreating into awkward silence.
It’s not your partner’s fault, and it’s not yours.
You were just never taught how to talk about what feels good
— without it killing the vibe.
Imagine This Instead
✨ You laugh during intimacy instead of staring at each other awkwardly
✨ You confidently ask for (and give) the exact thing you want — no guilt, no shame
✨ You catch when your mind spirals and lovingly bring it back to the moment
✨ Sex feels FUN again — not performative, not pressured — just yummy and easeful
✨ You both feel seen, desired, and turned the hell on
All of this is possible... when you have the map.
Why the Usual Advice Isn't Working
You’ve probably been tripped up by one (or all) of these myths:
❌ The Mind Reading Myth
You think great lovers should just know. (Nope. Great lovers talk.)
❌ The 3-Minute Myth
You think if arousal isn’t instant, something’s wrong. (Reality: you're body is not an easy bake oven! It needs time,
and technique)
❌ The No-Map Problem
You’re old map to the pleasure treasure isn't working anymore and nobody gave you a new one.
(No wonder it feels like guesswork.)
❌ Performance Over Pleasure
You’re more focused on "doing it right" than actually enjoying it.
It’s time to ditch the guesswork — and get playful instead
Introducing
Colour Me Curious
The Playful Pleasure Mapping Experience
The sexy, strategic, and actually fun way to go from confused and disconnected to confident, connected lovers — all in one 90-minute digital date night.
This isn’t a boring book or awkward therapy session.
It’s a laugh-till-you-blush, clothes-stay-on couples workshop designed to help you both:
✅ Learn what actually feels good
✅ Feel confident giving & receiving feedback
✅ Have the best sex of your life — starting now
Buy it now. Do it anytime.
Avoid burying your next date night under the crushing weight of awkward expectations.
Have fun. Learn something. Get turned the hell on.
This isn’t just a workshop — it’s a date night done for you.
No dinner date reservations
No overpriced roses
No pressure to make bedroom magic happen.
Just a cozy, clothes-on experience that gets you laughing, learning, and low-key investing in a sex life that actually works, long after the chocolate’s gone stale.
It’s the easiest "yes" you’ll say this year — and the hottest decision you’ll make as a couple.
Here's What's Waiting for you
You come with pencil crayons, man this 90 Minute Live Workshop we'll cover:
The Vibe
Control Key
Set the mood instantly with a powerful pre-play ritual that gets you both out of your heads and into your bodies (without waiting for “the mood to strike”).
Your Pleasure GPS
Decode desire with the 4 secret ingredients to a great sex life after babies, burnout, or body changes. No more guesswork. No more mismatches.
The Pleasure Map
Find the “yes” spots fast with our Colour-By-Number Anatomy Method. You’ll both know the actual pleasure points — and how to confidently name them.
The No Awkward - Talk Practice
Master sexual communication using a playful (and fully clothed!) feedback game — so you can say what you want without hurting each other’s feelings.
Keep the replay and all my step by step PDFS to reuse again and again.
It's not just a class - It's a turn on
✅ A couch-friendly, 90-minute workshop
✅ Led by a certified sex educator with 15+ years of experience
✅ Designed to be cheeky, welcoming, and very effective
✅ Comes with pre-date tools (more on that below)
(Regularly $147 — Save 80%)
And some Juicy Bonuses
Date night PreP Bonuses
-BONUS -
Cheeky Downloadable Invite
Break the ice with a playful PDF invite that sets the vibe (and gets your partner excited).
Because foreplay starts with Google Calendar.
-BONUS -
The Vibe Checklist
5 ways to make your date night actually sexy. Skip the cringe. This guide helps you set a sexy mood with lighting, music, and mindset tweaks that actually work.
No rose petals. We promise.
-BONUS-
Time Together Blueprint™
My four part framework for scheduling a sex date that doesn't suck.
So you can have a great time - everytime.
Post Date Bonuses
-BONUS -
Holding Space for Tricky Feelings (Mini Video)
Sometimes the body says yes and the brain says “wtf?” This gentle tool helps you stay grounded and present if emotions bubble up or confidently help your partner keep cool when they want to say "F*ck it I'm out".
-BONUS -
The Debrief Download™
Better sex starts with better conversations. This printable makes post-sex chats sexy, short, and actually helpful. Don't do the roll over next time things go well, take your "failures in stride" and learn how to make them next time's success.
Real Results - Real People
The secret that took me 10 years and thousands of dollars to unlock
You see. I spent my 20s fighting with my vagina. Painful intercourse, struggling with orgasms, constant gyno visits. Sex felt like this secret I could not unlock.
So if you feel like you are fighting with your body now (after babes or through midlife hormones) or if your partner is and you don't know how to help - let me show you what I have learned.
Because, like you, I didn't want to get old having never figured out this whole sex thing.
Counselling, books, new toys and lingerie - weren't getting my body on board with the idea that sex could be a safe, fun, relaxing place to go.
Then I used my fifteen years of experience as a Certified Intimacy Coach to design my own approach to having sex without forcing myself. Now 10 years and three kids in we are in the best era of our sex life yet.
I'm going to share the exact tools I used to understand my body better, translate it's needs for my partner and speak up in without feeling bad. And if you are a partner, I am going to show you how to be part of the solution, instead of another source of pressure, guilt and pain.
Getting into the sack and knowing exactly what button to push to get an OMG!
This is where you turn confused quickies into confident, can’t-wait-to-do-it-agains.
The Real REason YOu can have this for less than a Dinner date
You might be wondering, “If this works so well, why isn’t it $300?”
Simple: I believe every couple deserves a real shot at playful, pressure-free intimacy, without breaking the bank.
I spent years (and thousands of dollars on therapy, books, and awkward date nights) searching for answers. What finally worked wasn’t complicated or expensive—it was this step-by-step process.
I’m on a mission to make this accessible to as many couples as possible, because I know how lonely and hopeless it can feel to be stuck in ‘roommate mode.’
Instead of keeping this locked away as a high-ticket program, I want to hand you the exact roadmap that’s changed my life (and the lives of my clients) for less than the price of a fancy coffee run.
If you’re ready to take the first step, you can grab the whole system today for just $27.
No subscriptions, just a real solution that works.
Because you deserve to feel wanted, desired, and connected, starting right now.
Colour Me Curious
The Playful Pleasure Map Experience
The fun, flirty way to actually learn what turns each other on—without the awkward silence.
Colour Me Curious Guided Workshop. . . . . (Value$129)
Playful Pleasure Map Workbook. . . . . . . . . . (Value $47)
The Time Together Blueprint . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Value $99)
How to Handle Hard Feelings . . . . . . . . . . . . (Value $127)
The Debrief Download Bonus . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Value $17)
Colour Me Curious Guided Workshop. . . . . (Value$129)
Playful Pleasure Map Workbook. . . . . . . . . . (Value $47)
The Time Together Blueprint . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Value $99)
The Vibe Checklist . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Value $29)
TOTAL VALUE = ($304)
Today's Price = $27
Our Make Love, not War Guarantee
Try the full experience. If you don’t walk away with at least three practical, use-it-tonight tools to boost your intimacy, email us within 14 days for a full refund. No weird vibes, no questions asked.
